why do you suck so hard?


to ask someone “why do you suck so hard?” is a s-xual pun that refers to oral s-x sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just really emphatically sucks.
you never want to party. why do you suck so hard?

as if to say:
why you gotta drag your teeth?
maaaaan, you deeply suck.

you haven’t been out with us in ages. why do you suck so hard?

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