Why so statutory?
this is a phrase that refers to a slip up in words that implies that the hot teenage girl saying she doesn’t like the creepy middle-aged math teacher is lying her -ss off. see below for clarification. 🙂
gina: so, do you like mr. jacobs or what? he’s been staring at your t-ts all day!
abby: no! of course not! that’d be statutory rape!
gina:-smirks- why so statutory?
abby: wha..? oh!-blushes and hides face-
mr. jacobs: yes! i knew she wanted me! -dances in glee-
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