Wichita
a nice little small city in south central kansas with about 350,000 or so people. the west side is pretty boring and the east side is for rich people. aircraft is a major industry like learjet, boeing, raytheon, etc. wichita is actually the aircraft capital of the world believe it or not. lately it has been famous for btk that was caught earlier this year.
“what? but i’ve worked at boeing for over 30 years, you can’t lay me off. oh and you’re replacing me with a stupid young kid who knows nothing about aircraft? boeing you are the greatest company ever.”
a f-ckin awesome city in kansas. represent ict!
im proud to be from wichita
the largest city in kansas, though that’s not saying much. while it is seemingly in the middle of nowhere, wichita is in fact a cultural hub and the air capital of the world containing world cl-ss malls, shops, museums, colleges, the sedgwick county zoo, and much of the united states’ air industry.
wichita, ks, of course.
a medium-sized “city” in “kansas”. there’s not much to say about it.
i’m going to wichita. far from this opera forevermore.
wichita is the biggest city in the dirt mounds of kansas. the only things to do in wichita is s-x, drinking, dancing and drugs. if you ain’t doing one of these than you have no life.
i had a great time last night drinking in wichita, i had a lot of s-x but i can’t remember them.
the most gangsta -ss city in the world. when you think of wichita, you think of straight g’s who kill people just for fun. just today, i killed 3 people, just cuz im from wichita. spahn’s a f-g too.
wichita, its so ghetto.
a slightly small little insignificant town in kansas. where most people from surrounding bigger city’s -ssume has, dirt roads, model-t’s, horses, and no technological advances. which is not accurate at all.
t-mobile call center: where are you having this lack of service, sir?
angry kansan: wichita, kansas
t-mobile call center: oh, well, after all you do live in kansas, i’d -ssume you wouldn’t get any service at all.
angry kansan: – various explicitives-
t-mobile call center: okay ! have a nice day
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