wichita walk off
to perform a wichita walk off you must first catch a house fly and remove its wings without killing it. you then get in the bathtub and let your p-n-s head float just above the surface of the water thus creating a desert island for your wingless fly to walk around on. you can also put a c-cktail umbrella in your pee hole for added effect.
what are you doing?
trying to catch a fly.
why?
for a wichita walk off!
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