wide ride
1. a term for a large or heavy female.
2. a term for large b-ttocks on an average sized body.
3. an oversized motor vehicle that takes up more sp-ce than state and federal laws allow.
1. “move it wide ride, i cant get through the door with you standing there.”
2. “check out the wide ride on that thin blonde over there?”
3. “f-cking wideride trucks, always taking up the highway lanes!”
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