Wide Vagina
the biggest conspiracy theory since jfk.
to summarise “wide v-g-n-“, it is a theory which explains women’s dominance over males in the arena of s-xual encounter stories. for many men, great embar-ssment and shame comes from being labelled as a man with a small p-n-s. now while this may be true for some men, it is often used by a female as a cover story for the poor quality of the s-x, the real reason of course being her exceptionally wide v-g-n-.
to conclude, if so many men are heard to have a “small p-n-s”, then why aren’t as many women held to have a “wide v-g-n-.” think it through logically, the numbers should be even!
woman – “what are you trying to say?”
larry david – “i submit to you, that it was not jeff who has the small p-n-s. but rather, it is you who has the wide v-g-n-.”
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