Widget diss
when you’re talking on the phone with a friend and learn you have a new widget on verizon fios, so you think of a weak excuse and hang up on them.
stefanie: ” hey jai, did you know fios has a facebook widget?”
jai: “what! really?! lemme call you right back, i gotta ummm, ask my brother something. bye!”
….dialtone….
stefanie: “h-llo jai, are you there? d-mn that was one cold widget diss “
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