widow


a woman who was married to a man for so long that he died of it.
susan is a widow.
how come?
her husband suffered the slow death of marriage.
a girl who is frequently neglected by her boyfriend becuase of any given extracurricular activity of his.
examples-
rock widow: girl whose boyfriend never spends time with her becuase he is with his band
frat widow: girl whose boyfriend is always at his frat house
weed widow: girl whose bf spends 90% of his life smoking weed
track widow: girl whose bf trains for track constantly
pre-med widow: girl whose bf is premed and therefore always studying
c-ck widow: girl whose bf is secretly g-y and gettin’ c-ck
susie: bryan can’t go to prom with me. he’s gonna be in baja for a surf compet-tion.
betsie: hah, surf widow! sucks for you.

adrianne: hey, where is my godd-mn boyfriend?
christie: i’m sorry to tell you, but i believe you’ve become a c-ke widow. he’s doing lines in the bathroom.

simply insert the offending activity into “-widow”.
short for white widow, having to do with alaskan white buds grown in central / and northern alaska. an extreamly potent strand of marijauna. solid white nugs in appearance. los angeles street value that of northern lights at 25 dollars a gram. extreme hallucinagenic properties.
dat n-gg- been hittin’ dat widow all day long, dat n-gg- been baked, p-ss dat sh-t homie.
an interesting strain of weed started in spring, tx by an anonymous grower. very odd buds, they actually look almost like leaves. believed to be a cross between white widow and blue widow
guy1: hey dude, p-ss me some of that widow
guy2:dontcha mean “white” widow?
guy2:nah, my dealer hooked me up
a f-cking greedy b-tch who steals people’s money.
because she is a widow, mrs. c. wants us to give her money.
a member of a “click”, “gang”, etc. who is unknown to the public and law.
we couldn’t find a clue to link us to a “perp” so he’s a widow.
shortened from white widow – some nang skunk
i just picked up an o of widow

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