wiener

the proper spelling of “weiner”… morons.

another name for p-n-s, but a more comical way of expressing the term
“hey dude, your’e a wiener”
“at least im not a weiner”
“… weiner is not a word”
“oh, yeah”
a wiener is a sausage or hot dog. because its the phallic shape, the word is also slang for p-n-s.

in terms of spelling, wiener is a variant on the spelling of weiner, but both are recognized as correct by merriam-webster dictionary. the reason for the two different spellings is that in english the “ei” is pr-nounces an “e” sound, but in german it is the diphthong “ie” that represents the “e” sound. thus the spelling wiener is the proper spelling taken from the german language, but the spelling weiner makes more phonetic sense in english.
mmmm, that was a delicious wiener, so big and plump!

wow, your wiener is huge. i don’t think i could ever fit that whole thing in my mouth.
official german name for someone who lives in vienna (wien).
you can tell he’s a true wiener by the size of his nose.
1. a hot dog
2. a hound-like dog
1. i really enjoy putting long, thick wieners in my mouth.
2. rub my wiener for good luck.
this word has three definitions. one is a hot dog, the other is a man’s p-n-s, and the last is my favorite. a wiener is a man who is just kind of an -ss, very rude, not always very masculine, not quite a boy, but not much of a man.
person: that guy thinks he’s all high society because he buys his clothes from here, so he thinks he can act all sn-bby. this guy’s a wiener.
when a male is not mature enough to be called a “d-ck”
– man, did you see that -ss last night?

– yeah, what a wiener!
1. vulgar slang for a p-n-s

2. a person that is deliberately a jerk
1. i have a nasty rash on my wiener

2. quit acting like a winer, jack-ss!

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