Wiener Drizzle
there are two ways to have a wiener drizzle:
1. you and your gay f-g friends go and have a jerk off party on top of a really f-cking big -ss building. then you rip out your little 1 centimeter c-cks and dangle them on the edge of a building. make sure to bring a home and garden magazine to beat off to. then just squeeze your johnston till you get all that cream out and watch it fall on black guys heads.
2. if you want hail with your wiener drizzle, then drop your pants and squat your -ss over the edge of a building and squeeze those t-rds right out your r-ct-m and watch them fall on fat black guys heads.
awe sh-t, d-ck i forgot my umbrella again. looks like there’s gona be a sh-t ton of wiener drizzle today.
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