Wiener texting
the act of sending a text message by strategically flopping your chode upon the cold surface of your phone’s touchscreen keyboard, then proceeding to flop it upon the ‘send’ key.
person one: bro, why the h-ll did you send me a bunch of random letters?
person two: how dare you! i was wiener texting you.
person one: i consider it a distinct honor.
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