wifel tower
the act of synchronous penetration by two men of a wife, married to one of the men. the wife must perform a handstand with her legs spread apart and the men penetrate both the c-ck pocket and the balloon knot at once. the men hold each other up on tippy toes with backs bent in and palms touching while the wife sways her whiskerbiscut and her hamflower back and forth along the mens porksnorkels.
jim and marlene have been wonderful friends of mine for years. why jim and i even pulled a wifel tower on marlene one sunday after church behind a dairy queen dumpster on a hot day.
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