wife’s a beach
a play on the famous saying, “life’s a beach”. usually uttered by married men who, upon getting married, realize the woman they’ve committed their f-cking lives to suddenly becomes an unrecognizable, nagging, s-xless hag that they are now bound to by law for eternity….wtf.
gary: “dude, how’s married life been?”
jim: “wife’s a beach…”
gary: (muttering to himself) “..poor b-st-rd”
jim: “well at least i got this cool shirt from wifesabeach’s zazzle store”
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