wifey from another lifey
(noun) a woman who could have been your perfect match if circ-mstances were different/more ideal
–inside trader joe’s – breakfast aisle – friday 5:45pm–
max: whaddya think, tim? organic cinnamon spice oatmeal or fat free blueberry muesli?
tim: go with the muesli. oh sh-t! 6 o’clock by the avos. don’t look now…
–max peers sneakily over his shoulder at an elegantly dressed woman inspecting the heirloom tomatoes–
max: d-mn. if i wasn’t dating ashlee and i actually had my sh-t together, i’d be all over that.
tim: hashtag wifey from another lifey!
max: seriously!
tim: we need to get jobs…
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