wiffle ball bat
as in, i did it like this, i did it like that
i did it with a wiffle ball bat.
a slang term for a p-n-s. this was invented by many rappers/hip-hop artists throughout music history. it is usually used in the context “beat her with a wiffleball bat.” or other variants such as “brought my wiffleball bat.”
girlfreind “hey, wanna come over?”
guy “i’ll bring my wiffleball bat.”
or this:
girl “i can’t believe you cheated on me! were over! ”
guy “i’ll beat you with my wiffleball bat, b-tch!”
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