WiFi hobo
a term to describe people who spend their day traveling from free wifi spot to free wifi spot . these people usually have no internet access at home.
girl: see that guy and his netbook? i saw him at mcdonald’s and wendy’s today. and the coffee shop yesterday.
guy: he must be a wifi hobo.
when a circ-mstance such as a forgotten deadline or apathetic apartment management causes you to need to roam the streets in search of a wi-fi signal to work on projects or -ssignments.
a) f-ck! i forgot that i needed to submit that rough draft by noon! i’m going to have to ditch cl-ss to sit outside the coffee shop with my computer being a wi-fi hobo.
b) if my apartment doesn’t have the internet working by tomorrow, i’m going to choke a baby, or at least call my dad’s lawyer and start a breach of contract suit. until then, i’m stuck being a wi-fi hobo. :’-(
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