WiFi Password?
the first question you ask waiters, hostesses, busboys, at any establishment offering “free wi-fi”. this is typically done after trying to connect to the network on your own to no avail, such as: 1) trying to connect without a p-ssword. 2) guessing the p-ssword according to the type of establishment (pizza place-pizza, free pizza wifi, p-ssword, pizza place p-ssword, pizza admin , p-ssword1, pizza1 ,admin, wifi) . typically asked as a last resort, and with much disdain. there goes your james bond hacker dreams.
waiter: h-llo i will be your server this evening. do you have any questions about the menu or would you like to hear our specials? let me know if there is anything i can do for you!
you: whats your wifi p-ssword?
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