wifting
the male equivalent of queefing.
an fart-like occurence from the p-n-s.
caused by a vacuum-like intake of air, usually when a foreign object is inserted in the j-p’s eye.
an example of wifting would be an emission of wind from the p-n-s during an act like “one man one screwdriver.”
“did you see that man shove a screwdriver up his c-ck? imagine the wifting…”
“excuse me, did you just wift??”
“fs, you’re such a wifter.”
“what was that noise?!” “sorry, i wifted.”
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wifting is whatsapp-instagram-facebook-twitter stalking of someone on the aforementioned social media networks.
james decided not to go out with his friends because he was too busy wifting angela.
adam: dude, i didn’t sleep all night.
sean: why? you weren’t wifting cindy were you?
adam: yea man, all networks, i wifted her all night.
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