wiggled


the act of getting annihilated
we drank and smoked for 12 hours, sh-t son i was straight wiggled
being wiggle’d is a severe state of inebriation, often to do with spouting nonsescial phrases and often become aroused and in desperate want of satisfaction.

completely and utterly p-ssed, often used to refer to light-weights.
usually accompanied by maniac laughing, and a severe case of the hornies. the morning after is filled with missing memories, mysterious stains and deep, deep regret.
jim: chloe’s completely wiggle’d again.
mike: but she’s only had a sip of my beer!
chloe: hiiiiiiiiiiiii guuuuuuuuuuys! -hahahahaha!- wanna make out? i’m soooo h-rny!

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