Wiggler

a gentleman who has unfortunately found himself in the grasp of a bull queer. unknown to the wiggler his frantic wiggling is merely increasing the bull queers excitement, this in turn causes him to pound his engorged manhood into the wiggler with an ever increasing frequency.

wigglers are usually small and pasty individuals who omit a high pitched squeal when penetrated.
barry: hey larry, fancy coming down to cell block c? i heard they got a new wiggler in yesterday.
larry: yeah, why not.
to rapidly press and depress the “whammy bar” or “tremolo bar” while rocking out on (a preferably plastic) guitar.

in real life generates o0o0o’s and aaaaah’s.
in guitar hero, generates more points.

“oh my god dude quick do the wiggler!” -daniel

“time fooooor the wigglerrr” -rocks out-
v. to engage in suprise b-tt s-x. (to insert erectile quickly and sneakily into the unsuspecting -n-l cavity of an individual)
man, i gave my girlfriend the wiggler last night
a welfare recipient who is too lazy to get off their -ss and get a real job. their lawns are used for demolition derby and their lawn gnomes are broken down piece of junk cars that will be there forever.

a wiggler is a gross person. they do not bath as often as they should.

they are one step below redneck. they raise kids thinking it is acceptable to engage in inter-family relationships and at times encourage it.

they will go to wal-mart and spend their monthly welfare check on junk and things they can not afford. they will complain that $1 is too much for one thing and then spend $30 on a steak. they buy the steak instead of using the money for something useful.

they think they are better than everyone and hold themselves higher than everyone. they do no wrong and are hard to stand.

wigglers pop out babies like it is n-bodies business. they get knocked up or knock someone up as teenagers and think it is a privilege. they have multiple kids with multiple partners and are proud. then when it comes to raising them….they don’t.
mandy drollette is such a wiggler she has three kids from three different dads and still thinks she is high cl-ss. who knows if she will ever realize she is a low cl-ss wiggler.
sperm
yeah, she got a dose of my little wigglers friday night.
a life/verbal/written evader. someone who weasels out of certain situations to keep the upper hand.
that person is a wiggler! they got out of talking to me again!
another name for a p-n-s.
suzy said to her friend, marco’s wiggler impressed me!

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