Wiggler 3000
a magical d-ld- with the ability to make those over the age of 50 trying to cram junk up in it feel young again. it also makes anything it touches have that “new car smell”
-mrs. chown is rompin off on that wiggler 3000.
-man your minge is gettin a little fishey, stuff a wiggler up in it
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