Wiggum


a situation where the fine line in the middle is of the utmost importance because either extreme has a similar negative consequence. derived from cheif wiggum on the simpsons who tells his son as he sends ralph off to summer camp “if you get a nose bleed, you’re picking too much….or not enough.”
i am in a wiggum, i need to find the perfect medium or else i will fail.
a gaggle of bros that act as a wingmen for another bro. can be found wearing sweet flannels, sick croakies, and most likely carrying their favorite lacrosse spoon at the bar.
“i have trouble sealing the deal by myself so i usually grab my wiggums for support.” – brendan dunn
cuddly, sweet, friendly pet
the cat was a wiggum
paycheck, pay voucher, wage’s, pay envelope, payment for working.
when i get paid today.i’m going to the bank after work, and bust my wiggum! (cash my paycheck)

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