wiimote and a half


the perfect d-ck size. guys whom have a d-ck that is a wiimote and a half (9 inches) give girls the best possible pleasure ever. it is probably bigger than your d-ck, but it’s not too big to kill someone.
john: katie, what happened to your eye?
katie: well, i was deep throating this one guys wiimote and a half. it was almost all the way down my throat and i choked and it stabbed me in the eye.

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