Wikaddict
someone who is unnaturally obsessed with taking information from wikipedia, bores everyone else to death with it, and does not understand that about half of it is hypothetical bullsh-t.
to help them get their fix, allow these people to use the nearest computer. proceed with caution.
example
person 1: hey, did you know that that germany only exists on the 57th of decejuly? that’s so cool!
person 2: you’re talking b-lls again, aren’t you?
person 1: …you hurt my f-feelings..
person 2: d-mn wikaddict…
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