wil wheaton
the greatest farker ever.
whenever wil wheaton comments in a fark thread, the thread quickly goes to infinity.
a full beard grown by someone who is known to be a geek.
“look at jared sporting his wil wheaton.”
wil wheaton is a brilliant fellow, well known for his work in stand by me, toy soldiers and (of course) star trek: the next generation. however, wil also did (and does) astounding voice-over work for teen t-tans, the secret of nimh and brother bear. he is an accomplished author of two books: “dancing barefoot” and “just a geek.”
in recent years, wil has become a geek icon, connecting with self-proclaimed dorks around the world from his website, wilwheaton.net. he tours trek, and computer-related conventions, and is devoted to his many fans.
he is also a comedian, a caring step-parent and husband and is dedicated to charity works and honest reflection.
1. “wil wheaton is a truly remarkable man.”
2. “i listened to wheaton’s preformance last night, he was hilarious!”
3. “wil is better than wfs anyway, screw him.”
the definitive alpha nerd, well known for his fondness for all things star trek, star wars, dungeons & dragons, & wow.
the sun rose red over the bloodied field of battle, and there, amongst the shattered remains of d&d miniatures, star trek prop replicas and discarded wow timecards, stood motherf-cking wil wheaton.
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