Wilburing Device
the act of using a banana peel to m-st-rb-t-. derived from combining the news of an australian celebrity named wilbur wilde’s ex-wife’s admission to him having an abnormally large p-n-s and a bizare method of masturbating!
why were you so long in the toilet? were you using your wilburing device?
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- wild turtle
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- rroflmao
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