Wild Alaskan Dingbat


a shrew-like creature found mostly in the retail areas of the anchorage, ak suburbs. it has a shrill, piercing, nasal call and is known to have large litters. the alaskan wild dingbat is a fiercely territorial rodent and is known to react to stimulus with a wild barrage, often leaving it confused. mates for life. cl-ssified as h-m- regressus.
did you see that wild alaskan dingbat on fox news today? wow her pelt is shiny! she thinks she’s people!

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