Wilderpoo
noun. term for the process of defecating outdoors. taking a sh-t out in the open.
‘i couldn’t hold it any longer so i shat right there in the gr-ss. its the second wilderpoo iv taken in my life.’
dogs and other animals frequently partake in the wilderpoo, unashamedly, and rightly so.
the need to poo that comes inexplicably by being surrounded by plants and nature, from allotments to forests.
luke – “dude i think i’m going to just squat on that guy’s compost heap, this whole allotment is evoking a wilderpoo in me”
dan – “i’ve never heard that word used before in my life, you’re such a douche”
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