Wilkey juice


1. a form of juice made specifically from a man like g-d originating from the small town tyrone, ga.

2. the natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a wilkey.

you extract the liquid from the mounds of a wilkey through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.

the juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a wilkey pole.

also known as nectar for the goddesses. can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.
girl 1: wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?

girl 2: i have been using wilkey juice once a day and i can feel the difference. it even does your body good to drink it.

girl 1: really?? what side effects does it have?

girl 2: round mouth, red eyes & some pelvic pain.

girl 1: thats great, i want some…lets go find a wilkey and get that juice.

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