will knots


when a piece of p–p somehow escapes the toilet paper and sticks to an -ss hair or two. i.e. dingleberry
dude i looked in the mirror this morning and i had a willknot the size of a golf ball on my -ss.
pieces of sh-t stuck in -ss hair, that will “knot” come off
oh man i got some really rusty will knots
when s-m-n gets stuck in your public hair & no matter what you do, it ‘will not’ come out.
you’ve had that will knot there for ages.
when little clumps of sh-t get caught in your -ss hair, and they will not come out.
g-dd-mn will knots, dunno what to do about them.
an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend who will knot get lost. play on words: not/knot. connotes other meanings of “will knot,” lending a derogatory air to the disposed of individual, comparing them to something gross stuck between your -ss cheeks.
he broke up with her, but she still will not stop texting him. she’s a will knot and needs to get a life, like, now.

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