Willfingers


noun. used to imply that someone is making a great deal of simple typographical errors during an online chat session; esp. when the person fails to correct him or herself in a timely manner.
“we were chatting online, but he was totally wasted and was typing like a d-mn willfingers.”

“he was typing one-handed, but, so his friends wouldn’t find out, he blamed it on the willfingers.”

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