willie c
willie c is absolutely an -sshole -sshole -sshole! one minute you think that he loves you, and the next he’s scrolling through tindr looking for “wife material”. when you first met him, you thought his lip tattoo was naughty and alluring. but after a night of drinking and aggressive friend-zoning, you remember that he is just a phony attention wh-r- from hampton. even though you h8 him, you can’t break things off because he claims to have good tongue skills, and he also has a lot of bud. moms nut over him.
mom: honey, that maroon tour guide was soooo cute! maybe you should go to school here and date him…???!!!
prospective student: shut up mom be cool, you’re embarr-ssing me!
prospective student’s older sister: don’t even think about it. i know that type. cute but a heartbreaker. cl-ssic willie c. never go home with one.
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