Williston Park
the greatest town in the world. known for its teenage and twenty year old population to be raging alcoholics who go on multi-year benders. williston park is full of white middle cl-ss people who enjoy to do nothing but drink and party, especially in the summer. the village itself is one-mile square and its water tower has been climbed several times by many different indivudals, every time illegally of course. most people who are born and raised here end up trying to buy homes but are often forced out for a period of time before returning because of the ridiculous real estate market today.
outsider: where are you from?
wp resident: williston park
outsider: you must like to party
wp resident: yeah, you got a f-cking problem with that?
outsider: no man, sorry.
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