willy wanker
british slang for male masturbation.
someone who jacks off.
not to be confused with w-lly wonka.
he m-st-rb-t-s all the time. he is such a w-lly w-nker.
people mostly dudes who are obsessed with p-rn down loads.
that dude many has a f-cking million p-rn down loads. this dudes an obvious w-lly w-nker.
a pedophile that offers you candy/chocolate/fat foods.
they target small children and mostly ride in vehicles.
some times harmless, or sometimes the candy is drugged.
you might want to watch out for these, mothers.
dad:”look at that w-lly w-nker over there…”
mom:”lets hurry up and get billy.”
dad:”agreed.”
billy:”but hes giving out candy!”
mom:”come on billy, were going home.”
someone who attempts to do as good a job of playing w-lly wonka as gene wilder did, but fails miserably and looks like a queer as always.
johnny depp – w-lly w-nker
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