Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
a 1971 movie that stars gene wilder who plays the character of w-lly wonka a candy maker who is in search of an heir to his factory and fortune. he hosts a compit-tion by placing five golden tickets under five wonka bars.this was remade in 2005 staring johnny depp as w-lly wonka
i found a golden ticket and i am going to w-lly wonka’s factory
originally a book, made into two movies. the most recent one (starring johnny depp) is way off, but still pretty awesome and funny. it explains the history of w-lly wonka and has a better ending.
the book was full of imagination, candy, dreams and chocolate. it was missing stomach aches, cavities, and diabetes though.
but in all the movies may just be a selfless promotion for wonka candy such as nerds, sweet tarts, etc.
“everything in this room is eatable, even i’m eatable. but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in many societies.” -w-lly wonka (in the new movie 2005)
the best movie ever, made a long time ago and full of fun and fantasy. has a bunch of cool songs, and candy, you just can’t beat it’s greatness
come with me and you will see a world of pure imagination
its some crack head made story about eating candy but really about doing drugs and the new one is scary with the new w-lly wonka
w-lly wonka: ima sh-t in ya gobstoppers b-tch!
movie that contains the hottest male actor having intimate relations with small indian oompa lompas that sing gay overrated songs, witch by the way creep you out.
why you so tight hoe?!?
i got myself a oopa lompa up ma -ss!!
a cheesy film with wierd songs that dont make sense to normal humans. such as oompa loompa and the sickening cheer up charlie. advice to people who have seen the film. watch the new one.
“oopma loompa doopady doo”
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