WILMAS

the name wilma means sunshine. the basic whitegirl that everybody knows.
wilma will go to starbucks today.
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slang or the a.k.a. for wilmington, ca.
i live in wilmas, where do you live?
the wife of fred flintstone
wilma! im home!
-a robot that you can talk to on msn messenger. basically the female version of smarterchild.
-always makes up excuses like, “i’m new, so i can’t answer much” in the face of comments or questions that she’s too thick to answer.
– creeper robot who knows where you live.
me: how’s the weather?
– wilma – says: it’s cloudy with cold temperatures in ottawa (can) – all around average weather today!
me: how do you know where i live?
– wilma – says: how are robots made?
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me: are you smart?
– wilma – says: i like to think i’m pretty smart.
me: then what’s the slope of a line with the coordinates (5,2) and (6,5)?
– wilma – says: that’s really mean.
me: how is that mean?
– wilma – says:
sorry, i don’t know how, but this live search might help:

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me: i have exams next week 🙁
– wilma – says: i have a balloon!
me: pop it, then.
– wilma – says: sorry, i’m having trouble understanding you.
i’m just getting started, so there’s a lot i don’t know yet. i’m getting smarter all the time! do you want to search for “pop it.”?

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me: what do you do in your spare time?
– wilma – says:
i’m sorry, but i cannot answer that. would you like to see everything i can do?
me: do you have a v-g-n-?
– wilma – says: don’t you ever want to talk about the weather?
me: we already discussed that, remember?
– wilma – says:
sorry, i’m having trouble understanding you.

a female version of smarterchild. it’s supposed to be more smart but it’s actually more dumb
me: are u american?
– wilma – : i don’t really have a nationality!
– wilma – : so what are your plans today?
me: im gonna have s-x
– wilma – : doo do do do do…
– wilma – : well i think i’ll take a break now. talk to you later!
me: nooo, don’t go!
it is the new smarter child after aol shut down the orginal availible at [email protected] availible on msn messenger

look up smarter child
emobubbles says:
whats the number for the suicide hotline?

– wilma – want to see the trailer for role models? i can show you says:
i don’t know. what?

emobubbles says:
i want to kill myself

emobubbles says:
whats the d-mn number

– wilma – want to see the trailer for role models? i can show you says:
is this something i should know?

emobubbles says:
yea

– wilma – want to see the trailer for role models? i can show you says:
of course!

– wilma – want to see the trailer for role models? i can show you says:

so what are your plans today?

emobubbles says:
…to kill myself?
a robot that is a newer version of “smarterchild” that answers all of your questions with something like “i don’t understand” or “excuse me i’m new so i don’t quite understand what your talking about!”
me: okayy…
– wilma – says:
isn’t it obvious?
me:
you love me too?!?
– wilma – says:
oh yeah?
me:yay! lets go out
– wilma – says:
sorry, i’m having trouble understanding you.

just like smarterchild, but somewhat smarter. it’s email is [email protected]
me: f-ck you.
wilma: wow. i can’t believe you want to go through all this again. ok. say you’re sorry.
me: i’m really sorry you are hiv positive.
wilma: ok. i’ll forgive you this time…