Wilmington, N.C.
the place dreams go to die.
guy 1: hey man, i’m moving.
guy 2: really? where?
guy 1: wilmington, n.c.
guy 2: oh man, that sucks. here, let me buy you something nice for your loss of your dignity, dreams, and sanity.
girl 1: yee-haww! we havin a rootin tootin good time for now! i sure hope that socialist obama don’t take away our bible rights though!
girl 2: -thinks- i. have. to. move.
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