Wim

a guy who is extremely confident and outgoing around people. these characteristics make it so extremely hot babes flock to him like bill walton flocks to grateful dead music. however, a wim will not make a move on these babes, because he is afraid of them.
wims take away all of the attention from the rest of the guys in the room, so generally other boys don’t like them.
bro #1: “dude that guy is pulling a big time wim.”
bro #2: “yea bro, if he is going to steal all of the girls, he might as well do something with them. that’s like stealing the mona lisa and not even looking at it.”
bro #1: “sh-t man.”
wim…..a “wet inducing memory” – the female equivalent of a male “w-nk bank”.
she looked across the bar at the s-xy rugby player, sweaty and muddy after a hard game – she stored the image for use later when she m-st-rb-t-d….calling up her wim when she closed her eyes….
wim – verb – the act of loving someone to the point where you can’t put it in words or numbers.

if wim had to be described, the closest thing to it would be

<3 x 1 million (that is 1 million hearts). person 1 : man, have you met sydney? person 2: yea, i have. she is really amazing and i think i wim her! little girl random guy 1: haha look at that little girl! random guy 2: haha what a wim! wim stands for "woe is me." the abbreviated form of wim is used online only. the phrase is used to convey to someone that you are sad, upset, and/or are in a rough spot. "woe is me" is a somewhat archaic phrase, but it is quite useful. use it if fml (f-ck my life) is just too strong for your situation. girl 1: "i dropped my phone into the toilet." girl 2: "really? that sucks!" girl 1: "yeah, and i had just taken a cr-p." girl 2: "omg!" girl 1: "yeah. wim. ;-("