Wimpie
wimpie known in greek mythology…
it has been told over the ages that a person known as wimpie walks comes down from the heavens and walk among the mortals and seduces the local women and his closest friends’ mother figures…
this adonnis can usually be spotted easily, he is extremely good looking and has a large reproductive organ, which the last person who has seen it has gone blind by the sheer pleasure it has brought…
the only way you can get rid of this s-xy beast is the give him the town’s most beautiful maiden and hope hes satisfied!!
ted : man you see that wimpie coming, i think we should leave…he has a huge p-n-s
vicky : if i didnt know beter i would have thought you were the legendary wimpie i heard about…
wimpie : why would you think that?
vicky : cause you got a huge p-n-s and you are rougedly handsome
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