Wind in the Willows
the act of farting into anothers pubic hair during s-x.
oil rig worker: my wife asked me to fart in her p-b-s last night.
oil rig worker #2: wind in the willows pendejo.
-high five-
the art of blowing air on a woman’s v-g-n- from behind her. this is done when she is slightly bent over. it allows her b-tt hole to be exposed as well. the is always the ‘danger’ of blow back in your face. if she has some fur on her then it is more approriate.
i gave my partner a “wind in the willows” last night and she loved it.
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