Wind Job


a natural phenomenon that occurs when the unharnessed suction power of the earth’s winds bring a man to -rg-sm unexpectedly. the resulting feeling provides new motivation for the affected male to seek a career in renewable energy development.
“i appreciate wind jobs” – mitt romney
standing naked in a windy place and letting the warm breeze stimulate you to -rg-sm. it can take like three or four days, but it’s totally worth it.
darrell got on the roof and was up there for days getting a windjob.

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