Wind Man


a “wind man” is the opposite of a wing man. the wind man is usually socially inept, especially when it comes to meeting women. he gets nervous, talks too much, laughs like a hyena and generally ruins it for any guy stupid enough to be hanging out with him.
hey carl! come with! me and ralphie and eugene are going down to chugalug to scam some biyatches!

carl: p-ss. eugene is the biggest wind man in town.

last time i went out with him, he asked this hot

white chick and her hot black friend if they were

twins! that -sshole gets more nervous than a

j-panese beaver on crack!

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