Windexed
the act of running into a very clean door or window like a bird that has just window planted from very clean gl-ss cleaner like windex.
so i was outside putting up christmas lights and the door must have blown shut and i ran into it. owwww!!!
bahhhhaaa, you just got windexed.
a v-g-n-l secretion at a high velocity after one blows air into it. it is often the product of a forced queef.
my boyfriend blew air into my v-g-n- as hard as he could and suddenly a spritz of queef splashed his face. he then jumped back and exclaimed, “you windexed me!”
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