windfall vegan
a person who will only eat fruit that has been discarded by the trees (dropped off by natural causes e.g. the wind)
the ultimate selfless act to only eat that which wants to be eaten (fruit want to be eaten for seed dispersal) and you’re only eating it when it wants you to when it has decided to discard it (off the tree).
bob: im goin’ windfall vegan
fred: wow thats hardcore, like gandhi?
bob: nah, he was a fruitarian, he ate root vegetables aswell which the plant needs as a source of nutrients
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