Window of Pooportunity
time window in which one’s p–p can emerge before constipation takes effect.
susan: oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or i am going to miss my window of p–portunity.
hannah: hang in there, susan, tom is almost finished.
susan: i sure hope so…
steve: aww sh-t, i missed my window of p–portunity and now i can’t even pinch a pea.
joe: sh-t, man, i hate that. that’s why i never schedule anything between 3 and 6 pm.
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