window wank of faith
the act of jerking off outside a window whilst crying as the person commiting the act has come to terms with the fact that they are a pathetic welp of person who looks up vaguely s-xual terms on urban dictionary to get a hard on, only to quickly be struck with the epiphany that they are wasting the precious life they have been endowed with, and the person you could have been has been burnt into nothingness by your abhorrent choices in life, and you are just the abysmal sh-ll of what could have been a potentially good human being.
my name jeff
also, stop looking up sh-t like window w-nk of faith and do something productive for once you cognitively inept mongrel.
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