window washer
someone who enjoys licking and/or tonguing their s-x partner’s -n-s.
tom asked shannon to tongue his -sshole, and she said, “sorry, i don’t do windows”.
first i washed her window, then i monkey punched her.
she was a first cl-ss window washer, so i gave her a tip.
-j-c-l-t-ng into one’s hand and then force fully smearing the hand that has been -j-c-l-t-d on into his / her face, then performing a circular motion as if you were washing your windows.
notice: when involving multiple smearees use substance sparingly so that everyone gets some.
as i was finishing she acted up so i gave her the window washer b–tch!!!!!!
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