Window 8


microsoft’s windows 7 with the infamous “metro ui” added.

the correct name is with the singular form of “window”, because metro only has one window.

see: useless
windows 1. 1985: mult-tasking, windows. close/minimize/maximize b-ttons.

windows 2 1988. re-sizable, movable windows.

windows xp 2001: pretty blue windows.

windows vista 2007: transparent windows, flip-3d.

window 8 metro 2012: no separate windows or any form of mult-tasking, no close b-tton, no resizing. can only do one thing at a time.

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