Windows

windows 95/98, (n): 32 bit extension and a graphical sh-ll for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprossessor, written by a 2 bit company that can’t stand 1 bit of compet-tion.
people say that if you play microsoft cd’s backwards, you hear satanic things, but that’s nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install windows.

windows 2000 source code

windows xp professional sp2

sneak peak at new windows(longhorn).

the best error i’ve ever seen…too bad it doesn’t just install linux.

manufacter’s hidden settings );->

please delete files so you can delete a file

typical windows error message

the common state of windows machines.

logon screen for microsoft windows xp
a piece of gl-ss you can open when it gets too hot outside. come on people
open the window, it’s hot as h-ll in here
a lot harder to open than its gl-ss counterpart.
windows, which was copied, edited, then sold for billions by bill gates(see antichrist ), is just as good as linux or mac os x, without the whole “working” and “running” thing. to sum it up: the worst mistake of your life would be to buy it.
person 1: ” omg, i accidently just blew up my office, killing thousands!”
person 2: ” you think you made a mistake? i bought windows!”
one of several pieces of software from microsoft:

1. windows 1.0 was a graphical sh-ll that allowed the user of an ibm pc to have several ms-dos programs running at the same time, sharing the screen through viewports called “windows,” hence the name. it was released after the first apple macintosh computer, and most users did not install it because it required too much memory. ms-dos was an operating system that could only have one application open at any given time, and those applications could only access up to 640 kilobytes of ram. files stored by it had names consisting of eight characters, a dot, and three more characters, and certain characters, such as sp-ces, were not allowed. textfile.txt was a typical dos filename.

2. ~ 3.0 was a graphical sh-ll that also had dynamic library support, a feature normally built into an operating system. applications had to be written “for” ~, almost as if it was an operating system. it did things on behalf of applications, like an operating system. it was started from dos as an application, and exiting ~ returned the user to dos. instead of folders, there were program groups, where programs had to be explicitly placed. placement of a program in the program groups typically involved telling ~ the complete path to the program executable (ie, “c:\corel\wp.exe”)

3. ~ 95 was a graphical sh-ll that was booted directly by dos, so that it appeared to be the entire operating system. it imitated the look and feel of a macintosh. it was capable of running most ~ nt binaries, and it implemented pre-emptive mult-tasking, a feature commonly found in operating systems, and added support for “long filenames” (lfn), which allowed files to have macintosh-like names. the “restart in dos mode” feature is equivalent to the “exit windows” feature in older versions of ~.

4. windows nt (“new” technology) is a real operating system that was written completely independantly of the line of graphical sh-lls that are also called windows. microsoft hired the employees of dec that designed vms to work on ~ nt. unlike ~ versions that were already on the market, ~ nt took full advantage of the intel 386’s 32-bit capabilities. its design was so closely tied to the intel 32-bit architecture that it could not be ported to a 64-bit platform easily.

the “new” technology in ~ was new only to windows. features new to nt, such as true mult-tasking and virtual memory, had been available in other operating systems since the 1970s and even before that.

microsoft eventually began to market windows nt as an alternative to unix, but they did so at the same time that linux was becoming ever more popular as a unix replacement. windows nt had many bugs of its own, and its superficial similarities to windows 95 caused users to expect windows 95 bugs to be present in windows nt. its internet server offerings were notably inferior to the unix programs they were meant to replace.

all current versions of windows are descended from windows nt, and not from the dos sh-lls that were also called windows.

though 64-bit intel processors are already available in 2004, a 64-bit version of windows is still years away.
this program requires microsoft windows.
an operating system programmed by monkeys in a room with typewriters.
your windows works as well as sh-t!
an operating system developed by the much hated microsoft corporation. became popular via amoral business practise on the part of microsoft. windows is world renowned for being insecure and bug ridden. some describe it as “the only computer virus that you pay to use”.
excuse me while i run windows update and download yet another 80mb bugfix….er….sorry, “upgrade”.
the operating system that crashes every time you use it. causes blue screen of death phenomenons.
“hey look, a record! it’s 45 minutes since i rebooted and my windows has still not crashed!”