windows halflife
the logarythmic degradation of a windows operating system. the longer you use windows, the slower it gets. windows changes from operational to sluggish, to annoying, to unusable.
windows xp has a half-life of about 9 months, after which it becomes annoying to use and a format is in need to make it run properly
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